被抓包

    我把申請表格遞給市公所職員:「我從海外遷入戶口。」
    職員確認過表格之後問:「你有帶…」
    不等她講完,我已經把護照翻開到有出入境章的那一頁給她。呵呵,我對這些流程已經暸若指掌了。
    職員:「我找不到這個地址,你有不動產公司的電話嗎?」
    被抓包了!這不是一般的月租公寓。
    職員好心地提議:「我可以幫你打電話給不動產公司。」
    我不得不承認:「ㄜ …這是飯店。」
    職員:「飯店地址不能登記喔,飯店有沒有同意?」
    我:「是喔?我不知道耶。」
    可惡,上次成功地偷用公寓式酒店登記地址,我以為可以蒙混過關的。

Busted

    ”I am moving in from overseas,” I handed the application form to the ward office staff.
    ”Do you have your...” the staff said after checking my application form.
    I handed over my passport before she finished her question. I was proud of myself that I knew the procedure so well.
    ”I cannot find the address. Do you have the contact of the real estate agent?” she asked.
    Busted! It’s not a rental appartment.
    “I can call the agent for you, “ she kept asking.
    ”Er… hmm… it is a hotel, “ I relunctantly answered.
    ”Hotel address cannot be registered, “ she said.
    ”Oh, really?! I didn’t know that…“ I pretended.
    Damn! I had used a weekly apartment hotel once for resident registration. I thought I could cheat again.