又名「魔術」

    我才剛走進潛水船船艙,馬克就大叫:「魔術!」

    我回答:「早安,」馬克總是叫我「魔術」。

    半年前剛開始在這艘潛水船上工作時,得到這個綽號。那天我帶著幾個客人體驗潛水,他們有點緊張,完全不會踢蛙鞋,得拖著他們在水中游,方向完全由我掌控。

    趁著這個機會,拖著客人去探索我還沒去過的區域,然後才開始游回潛水船。游了好久都沒看到潛水船,也找不到用來綁船,沉在海底的大水泥塊。

    我有點後悔:「該不會是迷路了吧?應該一直待在潛水船附近的。」

    看到海床上的大水泥塊和延伸到水面上的繩子時,總算是鬆了一口氣。開始讓所有客人拉著繩子往上拉回海面。

    我有遲到這麼久嗎?覺得奇怪,水中都沒看到其他人,其他潛水的人應該都在差不多一樣的時間回來。

    「SHIT!」抬頭望向水面時,不禁心中吶喊,「這不是我們的船啊!」這條繩子是綁在船頭,而我們的潛水船是綁在船尾的。

    檢查自己的氣壓表,剩下的空氣不足以繼續在水中尋找我們的潛水船了。沒辦法,只好繼續讓客人拉著繩子回到水面。

    回到水面看到船身上的船名「Reef Magic」,再看到幾百公尺外我們的潛水船時,大吃一驚,怎麼會差這麼遠?

    心裡想,也許從水面游回去的話,不會讓太多人發現我迷路了。可是轉頭看看客人們,雖然他們剛才在水中都沒有踢蛙鞋,看起來都累了,更不可能從水面上游回去。不得已只好叫我們的船來接我們。每個同事都知道我迷路有多誇張了。

    回到船上後,同事說:「以後可以叫你『魔術』了。」

    看來,除非我離職換工作,不然這個綽號要跟我一輩子了。


Also Known As Magic

    "Magic!" Mark shouted as soon as I stepped in the saloon on the dive boat.

    "Good morning," I replied. Mark always called me Magic.

    I got this nickname a half years ago when I just started working on this dive boat. I was taking customers diving. It was their first-ever SCUBA diving experience and they were a little scared. They did not kick their fins at all, so I was dragging them to wherever I wanted.

    I took the chance to visit all the areas that I had not visited before, then I started swimming back to the dive boat. I could not see the boat nor the big concrete block on the seabed that the boat was moored up with after swimming for a while.

    "Am I lost?" I though, "I should've just stayed near the boat."

    Finally I saw a big concrete block with a rope linked to a boat. What a relief. I had all the customers hand on the rope and pull themselves up to the surface.

    "Am I so late?" I wondered because there were no other divers near the concrete block. Other divers were supposed to come back around the same time.

    "SHIT!" I screamed in my head, "This is not our boat!" as I looked up to the surface. The rope was linked to the front of the boat, whereas our boat was linked in the back.

    I checked my air gauge, but no enough air to keep searching for our boat underwater. No choice but had the customers back to the surface along the rope.

    "Reef Magic?" I saw the name on the hulk of the boat when I got back to the surface. "How come I went so far?" I saw our boat was a few hundred meters away.

    "Maybe not many people will know if we swim back to our boat on surface," I thought. I looked at the customers and realized they could not make it. They looked tired although they did not swim underwater. They definitely could not swim on the surface. I had to signal our boat to come to pick us up. Everyone would know that I got so lost.

    "We can call you Magic," said my coworker when I got back to our dive boat.

    Damn! I knew this name is going to stick with me for a long long time if not lifetime.